very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
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Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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