your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
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Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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