it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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