he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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