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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha

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• (214): View more from Texas

  So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.

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  Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.

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• (619): View more from California

  Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.

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