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(917): View more from New York City

You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?

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(917): You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower? http://tfl.nu/keh5

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Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.

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The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt

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fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me

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(323): Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though. (562): The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt (323): fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me http://tfl.nu/hrtm

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I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday

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(248): I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday http://tfl.nu/yta3

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(914): View more from New York

last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.

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(914): last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever. http://tfl.nu/26l9

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I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.

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(215): I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume. http://tfl.nu/pw0v

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(407): View more from Florida

Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.

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(407): Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life. http://tfl.nu/q1vp

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.

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(843): Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place. http://tfl.nu/9vyk

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(613): View more from Ontario

you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved

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(613): you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved http://tfl.nu/t5ge

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool

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Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five

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(919): Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool (252): Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five http://tfl.nu/6bci

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.

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(405): I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning. http://tfl.nu/v1az

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4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket

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(217): 4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket http://tfl.nu/mc6u

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(425): View more from Washington

I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life

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(425): I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life http://tfl.nu/15hg

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(979): View more from Texas

Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.

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That would explain all the random shit in my room...

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(979): Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty. (512): That would explain all the random shit in my room... http://tfl.nu/75zy

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(615): View more from Tennessee

you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here

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(615): you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here http://tfl.nu/rzkr

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming

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(715): Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming http://tfl.nu/sgtd

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