i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
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You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are