i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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