he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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