i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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