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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.

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  Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....

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• (253): View more from Washington

  That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of

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• (509): View more from Washington

  We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.

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• (516): View more from New York

  If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing

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  Sidenote...no idea how to salsa

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.

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