Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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