this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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