They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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