No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I am available for nakedness
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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