your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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