i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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