I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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