Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Randomize
