your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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