so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
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he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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