Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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