yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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