white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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