The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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