let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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