i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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