Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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