brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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