just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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