She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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