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(510): View more from California

just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?

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(702): View more from Nevada

oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve

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(330): View more from Ohio

She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.

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(815): View more from Illinois

you thought your balls were fighting each other...

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."

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(703): View more from Virginia

My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."

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(239): View more from Florida

Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding

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(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill

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