it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
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Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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