I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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