There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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