when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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