if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Bring me that man meat
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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