You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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