i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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