Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I have post one night stand depression
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