But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize