Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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