Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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