***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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