Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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