lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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