I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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