You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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