dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Everyone says I win the strip club
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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