Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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