I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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