it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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