Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
She told me I should be a condom model.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm bleeding and have questions
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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