I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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