apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
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my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
As shirtless as possible
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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