He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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