i just google imaged poop.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
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